Re: I do not want to install Linux
- Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2018 09:20:33 +0000 (UTC)
- From: Curt <curty@xxxxxxx>
- Subject: Re: I do not want to install Linux
On 2018-02-09, rhkramer@xxxxxxxxx <rhkramer@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On Friday, February 09, 2018 02:15:51 PM Curt wrote:
>> On 2018-02-09, rhkramer@xxxxxxxxx <rhkramer@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> > On Friday, February 09, 2018 08:58:24 AM Curt wrote:
><I messed up the quoting, trying to give Curt the credit for the original
>> > There once was a hacker from Bali
>> > Who did her forensics on Kali
>> > One day to be rude
>> > She posed in the nude
>> > Got fingered by Tom, Dick, and Sally.
>> Right. I miscounted the last line (a syllable too many).
>> I was going for 9-9-6-6-9 (which I thought was the traditional
>> Of course with "posed" instead of "modeled" you're losing word play
>> (digital forensic models as well as...you get it, I'm sure).
> Well, I missed that originally.
> Modeled is almost 3 syllables, but I want to count posed as 1 syllable (so I
> am inconsistent). ;-)
> If it should be 9-9-6-6-9 I guess it needs more tweaking. It works for me as
> is ;-)
The only one I have committed to memory is (it isn't 9-9-6-6-9)
There once was a lady from Exeter
And all the young men threw their sex at her
One day to be rude
She posed in the nude
And her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
A once sober lady from Bali
Who hacked her forensics on Kali
Was surprisingly smitten
By some bug she was bitten
Hit the bottle like old Malcolm Lowry
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class
is running the country.” – Kurt Vonnegut